I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

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My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.